Algologist Gifts

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Tut and Carmen.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

PSA Banter.