Hydrologist Gifts

Water power.

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

World water shortage

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Water Department Flood

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Water: the first medicine

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'I need something to spill.'

Water Feature 2006.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'I've started installing turbines in my dams and connecting them to the power grid: I'm making a fortune!'

Types of clouds: A guide.

Water needs filtration.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"You have a kidney stone."

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

Poet in Hiding

Water Shortage.

Water Desalination Plant.

'Sure, you've led me to water, but no way you'll get me to drink it: It's polluted!'

'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'