Hydraulic Engineer Gifts

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pipe Dream.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Any references?"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Water power.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."