Andrologist Gifts

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The Map of the human brain

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

PSA Banter.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Bears catching fish

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

65 Million Years Ago

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

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