Arachnologist Gifts

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

The Map of the human brain

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."