Andrologist Pillows

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The Map of the human brain

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

PSA Banter.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Bears catching fish

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

65 Million Years Ago

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Inside One's Memory Bank

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Ruddy bloggers!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'