Neurologist Pillows

Dog training

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

"Don't use any big words for a few weeks."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Maze inside a man's brain.

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'

Musician having a brain scan.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

Smoking linked to dementia

The Mnemonic Plague.

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

'I think he is a composer.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"This amnesia of yours...can you remember how long you've had it?"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"How does this make you feel?"

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'

Man asks doctor for second opinion of Alzheimers.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Hippocampus

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Annual Amnesia Convention

the puzzle