Neurologist Pillows

Dog training

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

"Don't use any big words for a few weeks."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Maze inside a man's brain.

Musician having a brain scan.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Smoking linked to dementia

Jump 4 Amnesia.

The Mnemonic Plague.

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

"This amnesia of yours...can you remember how long you've had it?"

"How does this make you feel?"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Man asks doctor for second opinion of Alzheimers.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

'You've got restless leg syndrome! Come back!'

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Sigmund Freud

Hippocampus

Annual Amnesia Convention