Geography Gifts

Cornwall

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

I love the UK, whats that?

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

'Well, technically, the Ural Mountains are located on the Earth, but I wanted you to be a bit more specific.'

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

Simplified Map of London.

GCSE Geography by telephone

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

British Empire Illustration

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'

You are here sign on wall.

London map drawn from memory.

"See if you can hit Florida."

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"I had no idea it was this serious."

Man with world on his shoulders

Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

'They moved our industry accross the Mexican border,and all we get is the smoke!'

Ireland on St. Patrick's Day. . . If all who claimed to be Irish were.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

I love Geography.

Canada's Undefended Border.