Toothpaste Cap Challenger T-Shirts

"I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Toothbrush Romance

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

The Power of the Pen

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Needs ketchup."

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

He's having a caption contest.

Look, I just prescribe the stuff. I can't tell you how to open the bottles.

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

In and Out Tray

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"I am my own penguin"

Banned!