Toothache Conqueror T-Shirts

"The dentist will see you in just a minute."

Dental Care.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A Learning Curve.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Contest to enter the University

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"