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'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Here we are."

What My Day Feels Like

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Yoga To-Do

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'