Toothpaste Cap Challenger Prints

"I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Toothbrush Romance

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

The Power of the Pen

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Needs ketchup."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

Look, I just prescribe the stuff. I can't tell you how to open the bottles.

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

In and Out Tray

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'