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"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Alternative Medicine

Freedom of Speech

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Voting Difficulties

'This is his diary... Listen: 'Polar Circle, 8th of December. I still don't believe in Global warming...' '

The Power of the Pen

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Happy Durersgiving

Leaf falling in the desert

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

Fly fishing