Toothpaste Gunslinger T-Shirts

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Santa's family holding firearms

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."