Tool Metaphor Lover Pillows

"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

CLEAR!

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

D.I.Y with dad.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."