Tool Metaphor Lover Gifts

"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

D.I.Y with dad.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Out of control

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'