Tool Pun Lover Pillows

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Award Winning Gardener

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

DIY horror.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.