Tool Pun Lover Pillows

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Award Winning Gardener

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

DIY horror.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Men's Prayer Group.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.