Tool Management T-Shirts

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

New Swiss Army Knife

Bob’s Museum

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'