Tool Usage T-Shirts

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Hammer

Waiting for retirement.

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