Tool And Gadget Geek Pillows

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Digital Fomo!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Nerd tryouts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Big screen TV falling through floor

'E-books?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The World's First Electronic Paperweight