Tool And Gadget Geek Gifts

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Digital Fomo!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'E-books?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci