Tokyo Traveler Gifts

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pina Coladas

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Neurotics in the tropics

Busking during a pandemic

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."