Tokyo Traveler Prints

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Pina Coladas

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

PIna Colada

A white collar cow.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)