Tokyo Travel Buff Prints

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Fight or Flight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Tourists in Egypt

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."