Toilet Seat Visionary Gifts

Caveman and the wheel.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

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Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The return of Miss Subways

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Paper Bath Towels.

Where history's best ideas happen.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"You still working on your car?"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

If Women Ran Hell...

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Portal Loo

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"We are facing an existential threat."

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"O.K., doomer."

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"