Tank Chair Visionary Gifts

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

D.I.Y

Thatched roof car.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

Third Option

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Perfect Match

Pottery

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Woodpecker House

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"You still working on your car?"

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'Why we have architects'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"Attention, passengers. . . stray in your seats with seatbelts fastened while we experience the turbulence of van Gogh's bold, sweeping brushstrokes!"