Tank Daydreamer Gifts

Think tank.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Get me the coast.'

Underwater.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Heavenly Ships

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Fishing Holes

"Any luck"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He's so creative.'

Think Sales!

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

Another climate conference...

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

'If our technology is so much more advanced than theirs, how come we don't have in-flight movies?'

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