Custom Bike Visionary Gifts

"Ralphie, your ride is totally sweet."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Thatched roof car.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"You still working on your car?"

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Covid 19 Variant

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'Why we have architects'

Richard Branson caricature.

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.