Toilet Seat Vigilante Gifts

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Nun confronts mugger.

"What happened to what cat?"

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Covid Boarding Pass

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Traffic avenger

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Masked intruder

Cat's 'To Do' list.

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

"If you cave COVID I'm going to kill you."

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

Covidgilantes

'Don't come whining to me. Get back online and hack him right back.'

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"