Tofu Tastemaker Gifts

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"States of tofu"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Vegan Insomnia

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Woolly tofu.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"How's the soya, dear?"

Free Range Tofurkey.

"All I have is tofu."

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"