Tofu Tasters Gifts

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

"States of tofu"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Brew Clubs

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Vegan Insomnia

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Woolly tofu.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Free Range Tofurkey.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"How's the soya, dear?"

"All I have is tofu."

Little Dark Specks