Tofu Tasters Pillows

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

"States of tofu"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Brew Clubs

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Vegan Insomnia

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Woolly tofu.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"How's the soya, dear?"

"All I have is tofu."

Little Dark Specks

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'