Tofu Enthusiasts Pillows

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"States of tofu"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Odette from Swan Lake

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Harriet Walter

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Seats in all parts!"

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"How's the soya, dear?"

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"