Tofu Enthusiasts Pillows

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"States of tofu"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Odette from Swan Lake

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Harriet Walter

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Seats in all parts!"

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

"How's the soya, dear?"

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

"All I have is tofu."