Tofu Adventurer Pillows

"It's her choice to become a vegetarian, but it's unfair that we're being fed tofu now!"

"States of tofu"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Odette from Swan Lake

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Tunnel of stormy love.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Travellers

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Driverless Car

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'George and I met on line!'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Vegan Insomnia

Sunburn.

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'