Tofu Lover Pillows

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"The Hendersons have invited us to a tofu party."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"States of tofu"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Odette from Swan Lake

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

The USA...

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Elizabeth I

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Racers' Gate.

"How's the soya, dear?"

"All I have is tofu."

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'