Tofu Lover Pillows

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"The Hendersons have invited us to a tofu party."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"States of tofu"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Odette from Swan Lake

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

The USA...

Dreaming Of Spring

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Elizabeth I

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

"How's the soya, dear?"

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Marthra