Toffee Lover Pillows

"I smell Toffee."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"States of tofu"

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Menu Dating

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"