Toffee Lover Gifts

"I smell Toffee."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"States of tofu"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Menu Dating

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"