Toffee Taster Pillows

Teeth Toffee.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

My comfort zone

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

This coffee can keep you up

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Brew Clubs

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Little Dark Specks

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Two boys rehearsing,

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"How's the soya, dear?"

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Bees

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).