Toffee Taster Mugs

Teeth Toffee.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Complementary Beverages

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

This coffee can keep you up

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Brew Clubs

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Bees

Little Dark Specks

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"How's the soya, dear?"

Two boys rehearsing,

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"Enough yin. More yang."