Tofu Taster Gifts

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

"States of tofu"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Brew Clubs

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Vegan Insomnia

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Woolly tofu.

Free Range Tofurkey.

"All I have is tofu."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Little Dark Specks

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'