Tofu Gifts

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"States of tofu"

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Odette from Swan Lake

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Brick Salesman

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Sales Secretary

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Guess how much I sold today?'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'The old one fell apart.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We would like to promote you, but that is why we're keeping you right here."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."