Tofu Mugs

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"States of tofu"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Odette from Swan Lake

Cheese

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Brick Salesman

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

Sales Secretary

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Guess how much I sold today?'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'The old one fell apart.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"We would like to promote you, but that is why we're keeping you right here."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"We have a range of financial products that can impoverish you in a way to suit your lifestyle."