Tofu Adventurers Mugs

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

"States of tofu"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Odette from Swan Lake

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Driverless Car

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Dentists on Holiday

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

"All I have is tofu."