Tofu Connoisseur Mugs

Woolly tofu.

"States of tofu"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Toast: the high energy food

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Film Lovers.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Time Machine Collision.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Jack Nicholson

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Roger Moore

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Milla Jovovich

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Ennio Morricone RIP