Tofu Connoisseur Mugs

Woolly tofu.

"States of tofu"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Toast: the high energy food

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Film Lovers.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Ennio Morricone RIP

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."