Tofu Tastemaker Mugs

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"States of tofu"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Vegan Insomnia

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

Woolly tofu.

"How's the soya, dear?"

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"All I have is tofu."

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."