Tofu Sculptor Gifts

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"States of tofu"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Ice-Cube-IV

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Igloo Windfarm.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

'Best Seller'

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"All I have is tofu."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."