Tofu Sculptor Prints

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"States of tofu"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Ice-Cube-IV

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Igloo Windfarm.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Vegan Insomnia

Woolly tofu.

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"All I have is tofu."

'Best Seller'

"How's the soya, dear?"

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Free Range Tofurkey.

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."