Tofu Aficionado Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"States of tofu"

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"You do like octopus?"

Odette from Swan Lake

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Thomas Cranmer

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Cook and Octopus

Get a rockpool!

octopus knitting a jumper...

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Edmund Spenser

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Vegan Insomnia