Tutu Aficionado Gifts

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

"Pick me!"

"States of tofu"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Literary Canines.

Odette from Swan Lake

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'They sure have small litters.'

Thomas Cranmer

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Br... No Exit

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"We like it, but we suggest you change the title to 'The Canine Mutiny'."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"