Tutu Aficionado Gifts

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

"Pick me!"

"States of tofu"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Odette from Swan Lake

Literary Canines.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Thomas Cranmer

'We'll take it!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Know your dog - The brain.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"We like it, but we suggest you change the title to 'The Canine Mutiny'."

Edmund Spenser

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."