Tutu Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

Oops

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Little ballerina.

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"States of tofu"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'Reinventing myself.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Vegan Insomnia

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Woolly tofu.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Free Range Tofurkey.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Henry VIII

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"All I have is tofu."